Oh yeah . Today I will be making a fanfic . Just simple .
Don't want it to be too complicated .
Arthur was having a stroll at the park near the castle. Suddenly Merlin showed up out of nowhere.
Merlin : Hey, hey Arthur!
Arthur : What's up?
Merlin : Nothing. Hey, hey Arthur!
Arthur : What is it?
Merlin : Just playing around.
Arthur : Stop it.
Merlin : I want to show you something.
Merlin then took out an orange. Then, he smiled. The orange suddenly talked!
Orange : Hey, hey you!
Arthur : @#$%^&*()_+?!?!
Orange : What are you?
Arthur : I'm a human, apparently!
Orange : Hey, hey human!
Arthur : Humans have names. If you call me human, then what would you call him? Bloodsucker?
Arthur pointed his finger to Merlin. Merlin frowned.
Orange : Hey, hey human!
Merlin : You're annoying. I regret plucking you from the tree.
Orange : I'm not annoying. I'm an orange.
Merlin : WE ALREADY KNEW THAT!
Orange : Hey, hey human!
Merlin : Do someone here has a knife?
Orange : KNIFE !!!!!!!!!
Arthur : I do have a sword. A SHARP one.
Arthur appeared an evil smile. Merlin was checking his pockets for knife. Out of the blue, Edward Cullen was there - with Emmet by his side.
Orange : Hey you two!
Edward : Who? Us?
Orange : What are you? Morons?
Emmet : Watch your mouth, dude.
Edward : We're vampires. Real ones.
Orange : Can I call you vampies? Hey, hey vampies! Sounds like babies.
Arthur : Shut up you idiot orange.
Orange : I'm not an idiot orange, I'm just an orange.
Merlin : Duh. I should not bring him along.
Orange laughed. The others frowned.
Orange : What are your names, humans and vampies?
Emmet : I hate you calling me that.
Edward : I'm Edward.
Orange : Uuuuu... The vampy next to you must be Eddie!
Emmet : It's Emmet.
Orange : Hey, hey Eddie!
Emmet : Uh.
Orange : Humans, hey humans!
Arthur : What is it?!
Merlin : I'm Merlin.
Orange : Didn't ask for your name. Hahaha.
Merlin : I'm going back to the castle.
Edward : What for?
Merlin : To fetch a knife, so that we could eat this moron over here.
Edward : Could I have a bite?
Arthur and Merlin and Emmet : NO!!!
Orange : Why not? Vampies can't eat oranges?
Arthur and Merlin glanced over Edward. His idea was seriously ridiculous.
Merlin : If you bite this orange, he will go immortal. Do you want him to be alive with his annoying attitude?
Emmet : Absolutely NO!
Edward : Well, I don't mind.
Arthur started to take out his sword.
Merlin : It's such a waste, Arthur. Edward is immortal. He's a vampy little baby-face!
Edward : Why are you so irritating than the orange?
Merlin : I'm not!
Orange : Nananananana! You'd better run, Merlin! Vampies are dangerous to human! They BITE.
Merlin : Shut up you, you...moron!
Arthur : Enough already. When are you going to get the knife, Merlin?
Merlin : Yes, sir!
Merlin ran as fast as he could to the castle. Emmet was smelling the aroma - apparently to get some grizzly bears.
Emmet : I'm thirsty, Edward.
Edward : I'm hungry. Can I eat the orange?
Emmet : Are you out of your mind?
Edward : Why do we keep asking each other without answering any of them?!
Arthur : Could you please keep quiet? I heard someone's footsteps.
It was durian. He was smiling. Orange looked at him with a weird expression.
Orange : Wow! What are you?
Durian : I'm a durian!
Orange : You're thorny!
Durian : Hey orange. You're orange.
Orange : Hey durian, you're thorny...and green.
Durian : Whatever.
Orange : Where are you from?
Durian : Where are you from?
Orange : I asked you first.
Durian : Okay.
Durian didn't answer orange's question. For the first time orange felt annoyed by this thorny fruit.
Emmet : So, how come you're not afraid of us? We bite.
Arthur : You just bite grizzly bears and mountain lions. Why do I have to be afraid?
Edward : Good one, prince.
Emmet : What if I bite you in case there was no grizzly bears and mountain lions?
Arthur : My blood is bitter and not tasty at all.
Edward : I've sensed that already.
Emmet sighed. Arthur chuckled - an evil one. Edward suddenly smelled something...
Emmet : The smell...
Edward : It's sweet.
Emmet : And delicious. Yummy!
Arthur : Oh, maybe it's Kim Hyun Joong's.
Kim Hyun Joong showed up. Emmet and Edward were statued. Merlin was back, too. He held a knife.
Orange : NO!!!! KNIFE!!!!
Durian : Knife can't kill me. YES!
Orange : Merlin, please don't kill me with the knife.
Merlin : I won't. I figured out you are tastier to eat than to chop. Hey, who's that beside you?
Merlin saw the durian. It was a weird fruit.
Arthur : He showed up out of nowhere. I wonder where this fruit came from.
Emmet : I want BLOOD!
Edward : I smelled two fragrances here... To keep it fair, I take one. You take the other one.
Emmet started to attack Kim Hyun Joong, while Edward wouldn't let Merlin go. Arthur was shocked with those two.
Arthur : WAIT!!! What if I tell Carlisle about you two?
Emmet stopped. So did Edward. They thought, Carlisle must be disappointed with their doings.
Merlin was relieved. Kim Hyun Joong knew nothing, so he just relaxed.
Merlin : How come you are so relaxed, Hyun Joong?
Hyun Joong : What's the worst they can do?
Merlin : They BITE. You'll be a vampy, then. Immortality, drinking humans' blood...become a monster. A killer!
Hyun Joong : Could we kill them?
Merlin : No.
Hyun Joong : Why not?
Arthur : Why are you so slow? They would kill us first.
Emmet : You got that right, prince.
Orange : Yay! I won't be chopped off!
Merlin then cut the orange into pieces. The durian was shocked.
Durian : Wow, dude! He was your friend.
Merlin : My friend doesn't irritate a lot like him.
Arthur : My servant does.
Merlin : Oh, please. You're annoying than me.
Edward : I can see that.
Emmet : Yeah.
Hyun Joong : What are you talking about? I don't understand.
Emmet : Wow. He is slow.
Durian walked slowly far from the humans and vampires. He was planning to head back from where he came from, Malaysia. But, durians couldn't be brought in a plane...how was he going to get back? Durian didn't have wings.
Assalamualaikum semua orang yang baik hati lagi sangat lapang ketika ini dan sekali lagi aku update blog untuk kali ketiga sebab ini juga dalam draft yang telah berapa tahun aku tak sentuh lolololol. Enjoy jelah post aku yang mendadak ni. K. So hari ini aku nak review movie Snow White and The Huntsman yang aku tengok dengan Kakngah tahun lepas xD
Pelakon: Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron, Sam Claflin
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Awal-awal cerita ni aku suka sangat gila babeng sebab Snow White masih lagi comel dan menawan. Pelakon dia si Raffey Cassidy sangat lah comel dan memang sesuai jadi watak Snow White. Comel gila kot. Dan Evil Queen tu pun awal-awal baiklah jugak dengan Snow White. Masalahnya semua orang dalam cerita ini sangat suka dengan Snow White, like alw…
Assalamualaikum ❤ Hari ini dah masuk hari raya ketiga. Semalam aku tak sempat nak update sebab sebelah malamnya sangat busy bee sebab Abanglong and family, Kakak and hubby serta Abang and family sampai. Jadi, riuh rendahlaaa rumah I youuuu. Pak sedara aku and family pun tidur sini jugak semalam, lagi laaa meriah boom boom kebabooo -_-" Aku update sekalilah jugak yang semalam. Cerita pasal semalam :D
Cousin aku, Pa'a (LOL) - Farha Jalila atau biasa panggil Acik je, dia stay sini sampai hari Sabtu. Dia pi KL dengan Ummi. Semalam, pukul 12 kiteorang belum tidur, kiteorang menjamu selera di dapur bersama-sama Abang dan Fifi Junior (???). Siapakah Fifi junior? Ingin tahu? Ecehhhh. #woii, bukan anak aku, aku mana ada anak lagi -_-"
Semalam jugak pergi rumah seseorang. Awww! Malunya nak cakap lollzzzz. Pergi rumah Kak Didi gituuu. -,- The gentlemen. (kecuali Arisya tu xD) The women. (girls are not present xD)
Balik balik tuh. Ada tetamu. Iaitu Acik dan Alang. Kuikui. Abang pun …
So , setelah semalaman menikmati pandangan gambar-gambar dari peserta-peserta kita ... Akhirnya aku telah pun memilih pemenangnya iaitu seramai dua orangT.T Keputusan aku adalah berdasarkan pandangan aku sendiri dan effects yang aku rasa cute :D:D:D
Diharapkan tak ada sesiapa yang tak puas hati dengan keputusan aku ni =.=" ! Tapi , apa-apa pun thanks semua sebab sudi masuk contest aku yang tak seberapa ni kannnnn .
Walaupun aku tengah tengok cerita Alisa kat TV3 ni yang entah apa-apa . * eh sabbiknye ! *
Pemenangnya ada dua . InshaAllah hari Ahad ni aku pos hadiah sebab kalau hantar hari ini tetap hari Ahad ni jugak dihantar . Sebab esok Jumaat , lusa Sabtu dan kedua-dua hari tersebut bukan hari bekerja bagi penduduk negeri Terengganu T.T
Pemenangnya ialah ............................................... CIK GADISdanERNA MORGAN * the second picture , Erna :D * Tahniah ! :D <img src="http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee324/gurlofpink/CikGadis.png" border="0" alt…